I Do Not Like Corn Dogs

I do not like Corn Dogs and I will tell you why. I have very few rules in my life, but the rules I do have, are very simple to follow.
1.) Do not eat things on sticks.
2.) Do not eat things sold at State Fairs
3.) Do not eat things that are considered one of the five Carney (1) food groups.

(1)Carny
carny or carney car′·ney or carnie car′·nie (kär′nē)
noun pl. carnies -·nies/ carnival (sense ) a person who works in such a carnival