Tuesday, June 30, 2009
A Deal With The Devil
An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in her office late one night, when Satan appeared before her. The Devil told the lawyer “I have a proposition for you…” “You can win every case you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your your husband’s soul, your children’s souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and the souls of all your friends and law partners.”The lawyer ponders this for a moment, then finally asks: “So, what’s the catch?”
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Monday, June 29, 2009
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Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
An Awesomely True News Story
Flaming squirrel causes small wildfire in Oklahoma
January 21st
A squirrel enjoying his day in sunny Jones, Oklahoma burst into flames when it touched two power lines, subsequently falling to the ground and sparking a fire. The fire burned 5 acres in the area, causing the evacuation of the local elementary school. There were reports of minimal damage as a few trailers near the school burned to the ground and no injuries were reported.
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
What Not To Let Your Daughter Take To Summer Camp
Parents...check the bear...always check the bear. If your daughter is 16 and still wants her Teddybear, it most likely contains these items.
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teddybears
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
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