Tuesday, March 31, 2009

YouTube Video Blog: Hello Internets!



This is our first of many video blogs, so don't be jerk faces. Let us know what you want us to talk about by leaving us a comment or sending us some e-mail. We look forward to hearing from you.
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College Is For Suckers

Such is the claim of this talented wordsmith:

On a FAIL-scale of 1 to 10 this would be an 11.
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Monday, March 30, 2009

Red Mango Spill



This is why guys need to buy more Red Mango: the ladies love it!
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The Things We Do For Drive-Thru


Let us reflect on necessity, who is the mother of invention.
-Plato, The Republic

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Deleted Scene From Twilight



Vampire movies are a dime a dozen, so we're truly left to wonder how this scene from Twilight was left on the cutting room floor. Foolish editors!
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Friday, March 27, 2009

Caption Contest #1 Winner: JO1022

Congratulations go out to JO1022 for winning the first ever Competitive Awesome Caption Contest! There will be a new contest every Friday, so be sure to check back regularly for all the great content that will be posted to the site. Now, on to the winning entry...


Just another stretch on the Fruit Stripe Gum marketing tour...


To see all the entries for this week's contest be sure to click here.

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A Youthful Hate Crime


Kids these days are so judgmental. The sad thing is that this little girl has a ribbon around her neck. She was rewarded for her homophobia. Wow.
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Competitive Awesome Caption Contest #1

Welcome to the first ever Competitive Awesome caption contest! Please leave your submission in the comments to this post. You can view the photograph by clicking "More..."



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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Demetri Martin Is An Idiot

That being said, some of his stand-up routine is reasonably funny. So, as a tribute to his hipster pseudo-humor, here are some modern math problems:









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Real Deaf Rapper... We Said, "REAL DEAF RAPPER!"



If a deaf rapper falls in the forest, does he make a sound?
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South Park's Bailout Package



Trey Parker & Matt Stone can always call 'em like they see 'em. Stupid frickin' government bailouts must be chosen by a dancing, decapitated chicken. That's the only rational explanation for it.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Killer Chimp 911 Remix



This is why you should never own a monkey, but if you do...you should probably own a D.J. as well.
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New Movie Starring Rob Schneider


Rob Schneider is a national treasure.

If you haven't yet experienced his performance in Surf Ninjas, do so immediately. How can you go wrong with a movie starring Rob Schneider, Ernie Reyes Sr. and Jr., and Tone Loc?

And you must always remember this: money can't buy knives.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Stephen Colbert's Filthy Mouth



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Getting Baked On The News



What happens in Africa stays in Africa.
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Andy Richter Shills For Hyundai



Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Well, truth be told, Andy Richter was never that mighty considering his best role was playing sidekick to Conan O'Brien. He is fat, though. Very, very fat.
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Red Mango Robbery



Yeah, that's right: we also do commercials.
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Christmas Wishes From Eddie Izzard

How awesome are we?

So awesome that Eddie Izzard wished us a Happy Christmas:



How 'bout them apples?
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A Night Out In Legoland

Even plastic toys have to cut loose from time to time:



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Monday, March 23, 2009

The World According To America


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A New Film From Nicholas Sparks

Check out this hilarious original video from College Humor:



As if The Notebook wasn't bad enough...
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Saturday, March 21, 2009

We Love Randy Monkeys


This video is too awesome for words. Competitively awesome, even.
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An Ironic Christmas Card From Al Franken


We love Al Franken and he certainly loves us.
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