Friday, April 30, 2010

Best Basketball Game Ever!


Wow.
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FAITH IN MANKIND!


YES!!!!
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Staple pages in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Ask people what gender they are.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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Monday, April 26, 2010

Van Gogh Cake!


Num...num?
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Stupid Animals #7


KAAAAAANGAROOOOOS!
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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Stupid Animals #6


EAAAAGLES!!!!
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Stupid Animals #5


Baaaaaaboooooons!
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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Stupid Animals #4


Mooooonkeys!
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Stupid Animals #3


Haaaaawks!
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Friday, April 23, 2010

Stupid Animals #2


Beeeeaaaaars!
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Stupid Animals #1


Biiiiiiirds!
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Truth About KFC


Ewwwww....
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Dragons!


Shoot it...shoot it!
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

You Want Some?


Come On!!! Come on...
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How To Waste Money


Yep.
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Monday, April 19, 2010

Best Comic Ever


Wow.
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A Nerd Chart


Read it Well...
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Sunday, April 18, 2010

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Friday, April 16, 2010

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Best Dog Toy Ever!


High-Larious.
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Friday, April 9, 2010

Fact #3 About Pigs


Yep...Delicious.
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Fact #2 About Pigs


Still delicious?
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Fact #1 About Pigs


Delicious?
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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Wednesday, April 7, 2010