Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Fat People Bathrooms.


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Kids And Their Drugs, Ech.


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Monday, September 28, 2009

Sunday, September 27, 2009

How This Lady Gets To Work


Fly Segway, fly!
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Tank Baby


Thank you China.
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A Young Axel Rose


Even at an early age...he knew.
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Saturday, September 26, 2009

Fatty.


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Ooooooh, Texans.


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Stupid Terrorists.


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Friday, September 25, 2009

What Does A "Big" Belly Dance Look Like?


Like this.
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That's Called 2nd Breakfast!


3rd's in an hour.
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The Battle!


Knowing is half of it.
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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Holy Tiny Elephant Batman!


Go Get Batsy.
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A Hard Lesson To Learn!


Patience!
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Vegetarians Eat Free!


Yes, they do.
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

WWF


Think about it.
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Fort Awesome!



Yes it is.
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Set Phasers On Virgin!


Truth.
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Sunday, September 20, 2009

There Is Nothing "Fit" About This Wii


Ma'am...Ma'am...just step away from the console.
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Best Amish Pilot Ever


Fly Buggy, Fly!
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Soon Ladies...Soon!


Just be Patient...it's only 4:59am.
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Saturday, September 19, 2009

In Case You Find Yourself Back In Time.

Handy Latin Phrases

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

(At a barbeque)
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?
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Friday, September 18, 2009

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Why Austria Rules!


Seriously.
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No Sir I Do Not Want A Free Hug!


No thank you.
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Best "Law-Firm-Lawyer Guy" Ever


Yep.
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I Love This!!


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Dumbest People On Earth!


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Oh, Computers.


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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Irony!


Aaaaand Tasteless.
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Hell Of A Sale!!


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Well Hung Carrot.


Good For You Carrot.
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Aaron Gingrich Has A Secret Lover!


May they have children that live in a shed.
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Aaron Gingrich Googles Himself


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Monday, September 14, 2009

Mmmmmm, Heinz Spotted Dick!


"Delicious. God, I love Heinz's Spotted Dick. No,no pardon meeeeee...I'm just talking about this spotted dick right here."
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Just A Funny Cartoon


Yep. That's what it is.
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Man Shopping Vs. Female Shopping


Aaaaaaand Release.
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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Look At That Kid's Head! It's Huge!


I mean Look At It!!!!
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Best Speeding Ticket Ever!


WhoooHaaa...
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Yum...Camel Balls!


Camel...Balls.
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Saturday, September 12, 2009

Online Rules!

how to be annoying online

1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for ("You don't know that? RTFM").

2. WRITE YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T USE RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE. ALSO USE A LOT OF !!!!! TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE!

3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away.

4. Software and files offered online are often "compressed" so that they won't take so long to travel over the phone lines. Buy a compression program and compress everything you send, including one-word e-mail responses like "Thanks."

5. Upload text files with Bible passages about sin or guilt and give them names like "SexyHousewivesI," then see how many people download it. Challenge your friends to come up with the most popular come-ons.

6. cc: all your e-mail to Al Gore (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the Internet.

7. Join a discussion group and tie whatever's being discussed back to an unrelated central theme. For instance, if you're in a discussion of gun control, respond to every message with the observation that those genetically superior tomatoes seem to have played an important role. Within days, all discussion of gun control will have ceased as people write you threatening messages and instruct others to ignore you.
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Find Somewhere Else To Eat.


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Friday, September 11, 2009

Made In China....Or The U.S.A.


I guess they are giving the consumer a choice?
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This Is Just Wrong On So Many Levels


Thanks Hannah Montana for starting that craze for little girls. Shame on you.
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Damn Nelson Mandela You Smell Good!!!!


Real Good.
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Thursday, September 10, 2009

FUN!


Man does that look like a blast.
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That Is One Unlucky Sea Turtle


Ouch.
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