Monday, November 30, 2009

Worst Ad Ever


This is NOT eating well at all.
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But How "DO" You Advertise Pedophilia?


Like This... Exactly Like This.
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Best Rug Ever


Yep.
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Sunday, November 29, 2009

This Drink WIll Make Your Mouth Think That It's Saturday Night Diane...Trust Me!


I'd do what he says Diane.
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Best Ad Ever!


Smoke 'em if you got 'em boys.
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Why Asians, Why?


Great Stocking Stuffer.
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Friday, November 27, 2009

Trouble In Candyland


It most certainly does not!
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Best Bathroom Ever!


You Show "Em How To Get It Done Mr. T.
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This Door "IS" Alarmed


Yep.
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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Best Popsicle Stick Ever!


Pretty Much.
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Kill 'Em All Grandma


The Force Is Strong WIth This One.
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The Glad-He-Got-Older


Old Age is a B!tch.
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Tarzan, You Got Fat


Me Plumpy, You Hamburger, num, num, num!
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How To Break Into A Lock


You're Welcome Criminals.
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Say It Ain't So Geriatric Bond


007...56-7284 is my social security number, check please?
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Sunday, November 22, 2009

If Snow White Were Real...


This would be her life.
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Old Age, It Can Even Get Batman


Sorry Val.
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"Little" Red Ridding Hood


Even America's Fairy Tales Are Getting Obese.
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Truth In Advertising


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Ahh Yes, Thank You For Clearing That Up Sir.


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Friday, November 20, 2009

What "Patriotism" Looks Like


That or "Autism."
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Beware!


Don't go outside, it's just not worth it...he's been drinking.
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If Jules Verne had a Keyboard...


This is what it would look like.
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Obama's Elf


Yep.
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CSI: In Pictures


That about sums up every episode.
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The Real Apu


Sweet Jeebis, it's alive!
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Irony!


Yes it is. Class Dismissed.
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Best Advice For Kids Ever


No, you are NOT kid.
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Thanks European Cartoonists


Better do what the card says, you too Tin Tin.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Ha!

centaurs they cross here
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The Real Oz.


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Those wise old proverbial sayings from a kids perspective

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

Better to be safe than__ - punch a 5th grader
Strike while the__ - bug is close
It's always darkest before__ - Daylight Savings Time
Never underestimate the power of__ - termites
You can lead a horse to water but__ - how?
Don't bite the hand that__ - looks dirty
No news is__ - impossible
A miss is as good as a__ - Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new__ - math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll__ - stink in the morning
Love all, trust__ - me
The pen is mightier than the__ - pigs
An idle mind is__ - the best way to relax
Where there's smoke there's__ - pollution
Happy the bride who__ - gets all the presents
A penny saved is__ - not much
Two's company, three's__ - the Musketeers
Don't put off until tomorrow what__ - you put on to go to bed
Children should be seen and not__ - spanked or grounded
If at first you don't succeed__ - get new batteries
You get out of something what you__ - see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind__ - get out of the way
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Monday, November 16, 2009

Worst Magazine Advertisement Ever!


Wow.
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Yummy, Fish Balls!


No desert until you've eaten all of your fish balls!
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NUM, NUM, NUM!


Canned Opossum!
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Only A Super Fan Would Build This.


The REAL SIMPSONS House!
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Waht A Trip! Is It Really Moving??


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No Freakin Way, A Real One??!!


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Friday, November 13, 2009

These Colors Don't Run


Because They Can't.
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Awesomest Car Ever!


And It Only Cost The Dude 13,000 Bucks. DEAL!
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Best Pie Chart Ever!


Think About It America!
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Look At The Size Of that Killer Penguin


KILLER PENGUINS!
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We're Awesome!


"Yeah, and we'll always be awesome right?"
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She Does Have A Special Job To Do


Always Listen To Mommy
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Oh, Boyfriends.


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