Worst Ad Ever

This is NOT eating well at all.
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But How "DO" You Advertise Pedophilia?

Like This... Exactly Like This.
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Best Rug Ever

Yep.
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This Drink WIll Make Your Mouth Think That It's Saturday Night Diane...Trust Me!

I'd do what he says Diane.
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Best Ad Ever!

Smoke 'em if you got 'em boys.
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Why Asians, Why?

Great Stocking Stuffer.
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Trouble In Candyland

It most certainly does not!
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Best Bathroom Ever!

You Show "Em How To Get It Done Mr. T.
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This Door "IS" Alarmed

Yep.
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Best Popsicle Stick Ever!

Pretty Much.
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Kill 'Em All Grandma

The Force Is Strong WIth This One.
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The Glad-He-Got-Older

Old Age is a B!tch.
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Soooo, You Ever get Freaky With That Thing?

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Holy Sh*t, Thats The Scariest, Most Hilarious Joke I Have Ever Heard!!

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Tonites Special: Pecan Crusted "Retarded" Porkchops.

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New Kids On The Block Look Terrible.

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Tarzan, You Got Fat

Me Plumpy, You Hamburger, num, num, num!
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How To Break Into A Lock

You're Welcome Criminals.
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Say It Ain't So Geriatric Bond

007...56-7284 is my social security number, check please?
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If Snow White Were Real...

This would be her life.
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Old Age, It Can Even Get Batman

Sorry Val.
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"Little" Red Ridding Hood

Even America's Fairy Tales Are Getting Obese.
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Truth In Advertising

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Ahh Yes, Thank You For Clearing That Up Sir.

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What "Patriotism" Looks Like

That or "Autism."
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Beware!

Don't go outside, it's just not worth it...he's been drinking.
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If Jules Verne had a Keyboard...

This is what it would look like.
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Obama's Elf

Yep.
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CSI: In Pictures

That about sums up every episode.
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The Real Apu

Sweet Jeebis, it's alive!
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Irony!

Yes it is. Class Dismissed.
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Best Advice For Kids Ever

No, you are NOT kid.
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Thanks European Cartoonists

Better do what the card says, you too Tin Tin.
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Ha!

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The Real Oz.

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Those wise old proverbial sayings from a kids perspective

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

Better to be safe than__ - punch a 5th grader
Strike while the__ - bug is close
It's always darkest before__ - Daylight Savings Time
Never underestimate the power of__ - termites
You can lead a horse to water but__ - how?
Don't bite the hand that__ - looks dirty
No news is__ - impossible
A miss is as good as a__ - Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new__ - math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll__ - stink in the morning
Love all, trust__ - me
The pen is mightier than the__ - pigs
An idle mind is__ - the best way to relax
Where there's smoke there's__ - pollution
Happy the bride who__ - gets all the presents
A penny saved is__ - not much
Two's company, three's__ - the Musketeers
Don't put off until tomorrow what__ - you put on to go to bed
Children should be seen and not__ - spanked or grounded
If at first you don't succeed__ - get new batteries
You get out of something what you__ - see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind__ - get out of the way
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Worst Magazine Advertisement Ever!

Wow.
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Yummy, Fish Balls!

No desert until you've eaten all of your fish balls!
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NUM, NUM, NUM!

Canned Opossum!
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This Is Why Pets Aren't Allowed To Drink

Shameful.
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Robots Kill Children!

Fact.
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This Is What Lives Under Your Beds Kids

Sleep Tight!
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Only A Super Fan Would Build This.

The REAL SIMPSONS House!
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Waht A Trip! Is It Really Moving??

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No Freakin Way, A Real One??!!

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These Colors Don't Run

Because They Can't.
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Awesomest Car Ever!

And It Only Cost The Dude 13,000 Bucks. DEAL!
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Best Pie Chart Ever!

Think About It America!
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Look At The Size Of that Killer Penguin

KILLER PENGUINS!
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We're Awesome!

"Yeah, and we'll always be awesome right?"
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She Does Have A Special Job To Do

Always Listen To Mommy
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Oh, Boyfriends.

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