Stop making an ass out of me!
On your mark... get set... GO!
You don't understand officer, my Mother-in-Law is dying in the hospital!
Hey!? Got any bacon??
Sir! Can you direct me to the NCAA tournament? I'm supposed to be refereeing a game in ten minutes!
Halt! Don't yous know zee zebra iz a magestic unt introspekteev animal?!? Shtoopid americans.
Just another stretch on the Fruit Stripe Gum marketing tour...
Must be Monday.... this always happens on mondays.
Zebra to the rescue to eat my speeding ticket!
"Excuse me sir, Can you tell me the way to Central Park?" --Madagascar
Zebra on street with foreign cop on bike in front of zebra waving to his mum in the car approaching
LOL @ James for going WAY literal.My favorite so far is definitely JO1022's caption.
Your Black and White... I'm Black and White... cooommmme ooonn... get back here bitch...
Stop! Zebra crossing.
Ok...I'm only gonna say this one more time. "Zebra Guy" was NOT one of the Village People. You two need to go home and change.
"You never would have pulled me over if I was an albino... racist commies!"
Africa's tax dollars at work!
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