Thursday, May 14, 2009

How To "Blend In" As A Real Life Asian Person

How to "blend in" when studying Asian people is essential.
Step One: Do NOT buy these glasses.
Step Two: Do not sing karaoke well.
Step Three: Make sure you cover your mouth when you laugh.
Step Four: Bring a camera EVERYWHERE. And I mean EVERYWHERE.
Step Five: Fall back in love with noodles.
Step Six: Fall back in love with tiny spaces.
Step Seven: Repeat Step Five.
Step Eight: Enjoy giggling.
Step Nine: dislike the letter "L" so much you just stop using it entirely.
Step Ten: Repeat Step Nine.
These simple steps should get you on the right track. Good luck Westerners.
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